THE TREE HUGGERS
a group of crackheads who specialize in their craft especially at 4 am. This group lowkey kinda scary. They change their profile pictures every day to something no one understands, they have the best simulations, debby ryan is their leader. The most important thing about this group is that they are always down to have fun. They are a place where negativity does not thrive.
SO YOU SAY U WANNA BE A TREE HUGGER HUH? ARE U REALLY PREPARED TO BE BLOCKED BY SILAS 5 TIMES A DAY? OR SPAMMED WITH DEBBY RYAN MEMES? HAVE U THOUGHT ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES U MAY GET DM LIMIT? THE RUFUS TOUCH? GET SPOKEN TO IN CURSIVE? U MAY WANNA RETHINK THIS
✿ statistics show that only 1/10 noobs can survive the group chat.
✿ only 3/22 actually survive the rufus touch
✿ and 0/however many tree huggers there are actually know what's going on ever.
s'coleosis
"not in the group chat but forever in our hearts. the ryan to daisy's michael scott. we love him. 10/10."
-daisy
bobby pin
"has a wife. just got married. living the good life."
-buzzfeed.com
debby ryan
our lord and savior. our fearless leader. is the most amazing person in the tree huggers group. we worship her at least three times a day. #treehuggersstoptalkingaboutdebbyryanchallenge
makes great facial expressions.
congratulations! u picked debby ryan. u are now stuck on this page with no way to get back home.
abominate-ion
"is a noob. hopefully will survive the 1/10 thing. must pass the rufus touch to not be a noob anymore."
-probably jesse's thoughts
acute angle
"passed the rufus touch so that's pretty dope. is probably part of the simulation."
-new york times
maxim condoms
"passed the rufus touch and is in cole's band. not a noob anymore"
-daisy's thoughts
pay ur mort-gage
"fak bod. you betcha. soarry. likes baby animals. would give him a 10/10 but 10 points deducted for being canadian."
-USA today
don't lext and drive
"is a noob. just needed to call someone a noob. crackhead energy tho, we like her. she'll prolly survive the 1/10 thing."
-the wall street journal
indi-mo money mo problems
"has a cute accent. thoroughly enjoyable. is a crackhead."
-crackheads anonymous
ivosaurus rex
"i wanna know what is going on in her head. has her own language. meme lord."
-new york times
nixie sixx
"quality girl, quality friend, quality clothes. would give her a 10/10 but 10 points are docked for being a fuckin icon."
-daisy's thoughts
buffy the vampire slayer
"1/3 thourple. is a leo. it shows. and we love her."
-the new york times
connorhea
"hates his name."
-new york times
stella the beer
"is dating a muppet. refused the rufus touch. is a noob."
-the wall street journal
jessticles
"man or muppet? person or naked mole rat? rufus or jesse?"
-buzzfeed.com
daised & confused
"1/3 thourple. this bitch made the most cursed group chat to exist... literally got her face stuck doing the debby ryan face."
-the new york times
say drayce🙏
"also has a doppelgänger, not as evil as silasux's. speaks in cursive so there's a language barrier"
-buzzfeed.com
adrijuana
"heard she has a shrine to the YUH GET INTO IT GIRL...
I ALSO HEARD THE RUMORS WERE TRUE"
-usa today
silasnosux
"has an evil doppelgänger... but he's ok i guess"
-the new york times
eliradicus
"people say that he's rad. im people. we're all people."
-the wall street journal
ragin sagin
"1/3 of thourple. 10/10 review. is probably the funniest person alive."
-the guardian
jatickle ur pickle
"heard she was dating timmy chalupa.. could be wrong tho. really likes oreos?"
-the wall street journal